The Dictatorship of Stone Cold is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 9.687 billion Stone Colds enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 12.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Stone Cold economy, worth 363 trillion beers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 37,481 beers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, surveillance cameras are banned, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Stone Cold's national animal is the texas rattle snake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Stone Cold is ranked 101,121^st in the world and 4,774^th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.